Conservatives.
I am going to start with saying, I do not like the Conservative party.
They make no sense whatsoever!
To me it all seems like lies and going back on what you say,
Let's take their new catchphrase, "People Power"
Gee Cameron, isn't that the kind of name the Socialist Revolution headed by Fidel Castro would have?
That makes no sense at all.
It's the least conservative name of all time!
Power of the people, isn't that kind of the whole idea of socialism, distribution of wealth?
Wow someone doesn't know what they are talking about.
Or they know exactly what they are talking about and glittering up their lies and making it seem like the truth?
That seems likely to me.
"Nationwide superfast broadband by 2017" Well, not only are they making themselves "hip" and "cool" by actually saying superfast on their website, but this is the pinnacle of socialism. Isn't the idea that everyone should have the same things?
Like "superfast" broadband? This is exactly like them!
As soon as they experience anything slightly left wing they love it, and instead of just accepting that the Left wing actually makes sense, they drag it into their campaign and make themselves look like the guy with the smiling face and the two thumbs up.
This whole strive on the NHS?
Ridiculous!
As much as I hate the guy, I feel sorry for Cameron with what happened to his child.
But the fact that he used the NHS and now he loves it is preposterous.
Now that he KNOWS the NHS is good he loves it and wants to improve it so much!
It's completely against ingrained and real conservative values!
So this is stupid.
Nothing makes sense.
Their whole idea of no taxes will get them nowhere, then they go and hug all the Labour ideas and make them their own!
The only reason people agree with lowering taxes is because they don't really understand where it goes!
PEOPLE! THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T STEAL YOUR MONEY AND BUY FAST CARS!
No, it goes to buying hospitals, schools, houses and all that shabang!
People complain about the NHS and hate how slow it is then they say they hate taxes!
Reduction of taxes will get us no where,
We know this from Thatcher, in a recession HALF as bad as our current one, the unemployment was 3.5 Million.
This is the worst recession since the wall street crash and our numbers have been kept down to 1.5 Million, that's 2%
And people think Gordon Brown is shit.
The benevolent and all loved Barack Obama,
He ADMIRES the way Gordon Brown has dealt with the recession.
America's unemployment is now 10%!
So now everyone!
Stop hating Gordon Brown!
PLEASE!
Just because he's not the most charismatic person in the world.
But Cameron?
JUST LOOK AT HIM

Seriously?
Something did make me smile last month though, I was in Colchester for my interview for their Sixth Form (which went well by the way!)
And there was a conservatives poster, and on it was a man smiling with whatever bullshit they decided to print onto that one, there was a speech bubble added above the person and it said;
"I'm a wanker"
And then under the slogan was "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"
Fantastic stuff.
More things on Cameron to come as the elections draw close!
Anyway
Stay tuned and stay fresh!